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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:19 am

That was so full shit! Karkat had said please several times when they were on the roof and he still hadn't let up! But he didn't feel like elaborating on that while he sounded like he had carrot sticks up his nostrils.
He took a deep breath and stared at the bed for a moment from his downward angle, swallowing uncomfortably as blood trailed down the back of his throat.
"Ok."
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Post  solarOrigins on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:34 am

"That's good. So what do trolls eat anyway? Tavros is the only one I actually know and he's a vegitarian like me" Bro stated. "But with teeth like those, I figure you guys are some kind of carnivores."
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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:47 am

A kid had asked him that question once and Karkat had replied, 'Oh, you know- babies, toddlers, puppies- anything cute and cuddly really.'
He might have said the same thing now had the circumstances been any different.
Instead, he settled with running his hands over one another and replying, "We're desaighned t'eat enehtheeng, realleh. Whai d'you think Gahmzee kin eat supor slime without dying?"
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Post  solarOrigins on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:56 am

"I just figured the shit was like a drug" Bro replied. "I didn't really ever think about it. What do you personally like to eat?"
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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:04 am

"If et's gawt meat innit, ah'm good." Karkat put his hand on the one Bro was using to block the blood flow from draining out of his nose, adding, "Kewd you lehgo naohw?" and then a little more hesitantly, rolling his eyes, "Pleez?"
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Post  solarOrigins on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:07 am

"If its still bleeding I'll have to hold on to it again" Bro stated before carefully letting go. "Need an ice pack?"
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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:23 am

Karkat had his own fingers take Bro's place, shaking his head, "No." Honestly, he was hating all of this babying the man was giving him. It was just a bloody nose. It's not like he cut an artery or bashed his skull against a corner. Although either of those sounded very tempting right about then if it meant he could numb out whatever else Bro pulled on him.

Karkat slid off the bed and went about picking up his sock and shoe with his free hand, mumbling to himself about what a mother hen Bro was.
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Post  solarOrigins on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:26 am

Bro laughed. "I'm no mother Hen. I make sure Dave's alright after every strife too. Wouldn't be too good if I really hurt you" He smirked before flash-stepping out.
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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:43 am

A sigh of relief escaped the emotionally drained troll when the man left and he made sure to lock the door this time.

In that brief period that he had gotten to know the older Strider, he had experienced hate, embarrassment, sexual-unease, humiliation, insulted, infantilized, and then back to square one. Only with a passion intensified ten-fold.

After putting his sock and shoe back on, he wiped the dried up blood coating his hand off on his pants and laid down on Dave's bed again, trying to sooth the head ache that had developed from the blood rushing back into his skull. If his head hadn't started hurting so much, he would have focused his thoughts towards how he would manage to strangle Bro in his sleep tonight or find a way to catch that teleporting bastard mid-step.
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Post  solarOrigins on Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:21 pm

Bro called the chinese delivery place and ditched his blood smeared shirt. He figured Karkat needed some alone time after his little episode, so he chillaxed on the couch playing some mad snacks yo.

As he played the monstrosity of a game, he let his mind wander over all the ways he could fuck with the little guy, emphasis on little, to make him loosen up. The horns seemed like a choice idea, considering Tavros never complained when Bro or Dave had led the large horned troll around by them like handles.

Bro's mind briefly flashed to wondering how Tavros was enjoying visiting Jade with the other trolls when there was a knock at the door and he realized that he had been dwelling on it for almost an hour.

He got the food and left it on the table, shutting his game off and heading to Dave's room. He opened the door with little resistance. "Hey, food's here. And the lock on this door is Busted." He smirked before ducking back out.
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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:46 pm

Next time, Karkat would make sure to barricade the door like he had promised himself on the roof top. He rolled out of Dave's bed, twisting his face up a bit as his blood flow evened out through gravity. Then he made his way to the table, freezing the moment he saw the containers from which the food was stored.

It was uncanny how similar they were to buckets. They even included the miniature metal handles. But they weren't buckets- they were more like small boxes with handles! Yes. That's what Karkat would tell himself as he took a seat at the table, trying to read the scribbled words noted on each box before giving up and just opening one at a time to view its contents.
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Post  solarOrigins on Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:55 pm

Bro plucked the box from his hands with ease. "That one's mine." he stated, picking up two other boxes as well. "All that stuff has meat in it, so they're yours." He moved back to the couch with a pair of chopsticks. "Fork's are next to the sink if you need one"
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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:03 pm

It was surprising to find that they actually held utensils here instead of Karkat opening a drawer full of smuppet butts and cheap swords. He took out a fork and returned to the table, cradling the remaining boxes in his arm and headed to Dave's room.


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Post  solarOrigins on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:15 pm

"Hey, no food in Dave's room." Bro stated. "You gotta eat in here, or at the table" He flipped the Tv to spike, where an episode of csi was on.
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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:25 pm

Karkat gripped one of the boxes of food, contemplating over whether or not he should chuck it at Bro's head. Probably not. But it would be SO satisfying if it hit him. It would also be a perfectly good waste of orange chicken.

Begrudgingly, the troll headed back to the table, reseated himself, and dug into a box of sweet and sour pork. At least now he knew how to use a fork thanks to the insistence of John's father and just about every human he was forced to dine with. What was the point of using forks when he had a perfectly good set of claws to stab things with and eat off of? They were just as good as forks, if not better for the practicality of slicing things rather than awkwardly trying to pinch food off using the side of the fork.
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Post  solarOrigins on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:37 pm

"Want ice cream after dinner?" Bro asked. "Whatever you don't eat, we can shove in the fridge."
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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:40 pm

Karkat was on his second box by the time Bro spoke up and he shook his head, answering with a mouthful of honey coconut shrimp, "No thawnks." If it meant he would have to spend more time with the human, the answer was always going to be an instantaneous 'no'.
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Post  solarOrigins on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:54 pm

"Whatever. Then keep quiet, cause I need some sleep." Bro replied. "So if you want the xbow, you gotta play it with no sound."
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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:03 pm

"Ok." Karkat wasn't going to argue with that. He was sick of arguing. That and it's not like he was about to make a fuss over the first good news he had heard from the man, that being that the guy was going to sleep. Which meant he would have the place to himself. Even if he wasn't allowed to make a single sound, it was still welcome.
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Post  solarOrigins on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:08 pm

Bro looked over the back of the futon at Karkat. "Can I trust you not to burn the house down?" he asked, tilting his shades down to look at the troll over top of the dark lenses.
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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:13 pm

Karkat returned the stare down from where he sat, sucking a bit of orange sauce that had trailed onto one of his fingers. "Of course." He wasn't a firebug for fuck's sake.
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Post  solarOrigins on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:20 pm

"Good" Bro replied, turning back to the Tv. "Glad we had this talk."
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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:28 pm

Karkat rolled his eyes and continued eating, paying a little more attention to what the human was watching on the tv. He hadn't really tuned into the latest tv series people were so keen on until he had to live with them and this was possibly one of the few shows he actually semi-followed.
"Which episode is this?"


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Post  solarOrigins on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:52 pm

"The one where the lab blows up with the tech kid, Greg, in it." Bro replied. "You like this show?"
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Post  raunchyJanitor on Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:04 pm

Karkat finished off the shrimp and opened up the last box, "I don't; I'm just surprised you do." But then he gave it a second thought, "Or is this just another one of your ironic, bullshit stunts?"
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